The monster bird

Well, Hubby has manage to created a monster bird in a little under 2 weeks. He takes Clouseau outside with him, then sits and hold him the entire time. Now Clouseau thinks that when a human is around he should be held. And when it doesn't happen he screams. Nice..... I could take one of the new whirlpool faucets we got and smack Hubby with it. I would use my hand but I think this would hurt more.... I'm so pissed. He doesn't have to put up with this, I get to enjoy it when he's not home..... Bastard.....;)