HUMANZ CAN BE SO STOOPID

OH HAI, AXL HER. MOM IZ BUSY MAKIN SUM T-SHIRTS SO I THOT I WUD RITE POST SINCE DIS BLOG IZ SUPPOSD 2 BE BOUT US ANIMALS. TODAI IZ SUNDAI AN WE GOT 2 GO ON R LONG MORNIN WALK. YIPPEE...I LUV TEH MORNIN WALK. I LUV TEH EVENIN WALK 2. I LUV ANY WALK, ANY TIEM, ANY WER....

BUT MAH MOM AN DAD HAS BEEN GETTIN UPSET LATELY CUZ WHEN WE GIT READY 4 DA WALK I GO LIL CRAZY. JUS LIL. K, SOMETIMEZ I NIP AT THEM, BUT I R TEH EXCITD I CAN NOT WAIT 2 GO 4 WALK. I LUV WALKZ MOAR THAN ANYTHIN. EXCEPT BISCUITS. OH, AN HOTDOGS. ANYWAY, WUT MAH HUMANZ DOAN SEEM 2 UNDERSTAND IZ DAT I GIT EXCITD, DEN MAH SISTR, LOLA, GETS EXCITD, DEN I GIT EXCITD CUZ SHEZ EXCITD, DEN SHE GETS EXCITD CUZ I GOT MOAR EXCITD...AN BEFORE U KNOE IT WE R BOTH CRAZY. SO DIS MORNIN MAH DAD TOOK ME OUT OV TEH HOUZ FURST AN DEN MOM CAME MINIT LATR WIF LOLA. LOLA AN ME WUZ BOTH MUTCH BETTR. SINCE WE WUZ NOT SO CLOSE 2 EACH OTHR WE DIDNT GIT SO CRAZY EXCITD. MAH MOM AN DAD SEPARATE US AT CERTAIN POINTS ALONG TEH WALK CUZ TOGETHR WE GIT 2 NUTS. U FINKZ THEY WUD HAS FIGURD OUT DAT COMIN OUT TEH DOOR IZ TEH SAME TING ONLY MOAR.. NAO DAT TEH HUMANZ FIGURD IT OUT AN THEY FINKZ IM BEAN SUCH GUD BOI, MAYBE THEY WILL BUY ME SUM personalized sunglasses. I WUD LOOK SO KEWL IN SUNGLASEZ..... GOTTA GO, HER COMEZ MOM...

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