Please use spell check!!!!

I frequently read Craigslist because as the president of the parrot club I'm always on the look out for birds. I can't help all of them but I have been able to rescue a few. Anyway, I was checking it out this morning and found this ad:

Aloha, I am rescuing some ponies from being euphemized and need tack. I have NOTHING and would appreciate ANYTHING. I do know that one of the ponies is sway back and I am supposed to get a sway back cushion pad. They literally are showing up with nothing - again, please help :) They are approximately 13 hands. Mahalo nui!

I read this and laughed and laughed and laughed. There is nothing worse in the world then being euphemized!!